“Is This Even Real Money?”

That's the question posed to me by the delivery driver yesterday when I tried to pay with a $2 bill.  Yes, I informed him, it is very real.  Go spend it my food is getting cold.

The much maligned $2 bill has been called many things, I even told the guy that it might be worth more than $2 since they are more rare than other bills.  Which is true, but mostly due to the fact that no one spends them, so very few are made compared to it's strip-club counterpart.

This is the last time I order food when my wife isn't around.  Because it ain't just delivery drivers who carry less than $20!