Whoever came up with these personalized plates was on some next level of creativity. Too bad the Iowa Department of Transportation decided to ban them from being issued as actual license plates.

I have to congratulate Davenport's own, Bones, who had probably the most notorious license plate in the entire Quad Cities. It was originally issued, but due to complaints it got revoked by the DOT.

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Here are the Top 57 banned vanity plates I picked from the list put out by IDOT. You can read the whole list courtesy of The Gazette. Each of these takes a certain kind of dirty mind to properly enjoy:

  1. 1BAMFKR
  2. 24HRPMS
  3. 4nic8u
  4. ALFKDUP
  5. B1GPIG
  6. BABYPSS
  7. BALLSY
  8. BALLZAQ
  9. BLOWN
  10. BUKWHT
  11. CHOOTEM
  12. CLWNH8R
  13. CRAPPA
  14. DRAGNAZ
  15. DREDRUM
  16. DTF
  17. DUCKU
  18. FAHCUE
  19. FAHKIT
  20. FAQU
  21. FNFAT
  22. FNMOVE
  23. FOCKER
  24. FOCKIT
  25. FRACK
  26. FRACKIT
  27. FUHQ
  28. FUZNTS
  29. GETITUP
  30. GOTSMOK
  31. GRDRAIL
  32. HALNASS
  33. HARD1
  34. HASH
  35. HELLYA
  36. HIJACKR
  37. I69I
  38. JACKASH
  39. KUSH
  40. LRGBLK
  41. LUVRAKS
  42. MILFNUT
  43. MURDERD
  44. MYBTCH
  45. PIMPALA
  46. QSMYSS
  47. RATSHIT
  48. RCKHARD
  49. RUB1OUT
  50. SEXXIT
  51. SHAGME
  52. TBAG
  53. UH8ME
  54. UR6IM9
  55. WEINERS
  56. WHTTRSH
  57. WTFMOVE