If you've been listening to the show over the past few weeks, Dwyer has kept you fully informed of my waterskiing problems this year with the Backwater Gamblers.  I've struggled with my starts, turns, landings, dock intros and some other issues.  But when you take away all THAT negativity…I've been damn near FLAWLESS.

Still, the name "Bill Fallenoffski" has stuck.

When you make the ski team, you're assigned your own skis that are sized and personalized.  Last night when we arrived at the ski site, we found that the ski trailer had been broken into.  Whoever did it obviously listens to the show because they singled out MY skis for a senseless act of vandalism.  In picture 3 you can see a second incident of graffiti.  The term "Parkmyboatski" possibly refers to the tragic mishap where I drove my boat right up onto the beach.  Here's what these hooligans did:

Michaels, TownSquare
Michaels, TownSquare
Michaels, TownSquare

Authorities have few leads at this time, but based on witness descriptions, they've been able to put together a composite sketch of one of the perps:

If you have any information about this hate crime, please contact the proper authorities. Better yet, contact Derek Varner (BWG club president) anytime day or night at MVP Auto in Milan (309) 787-6875