Guy’s Wife Divorced Him, So He Cut Everything in Half, Including Their Car
A woman in Germany recently left her husband of 12 years. If the way he reacted is any indication, maybe she was right to bail.
He says when she left, she demanded half of everything, so he literally gave her half. He took all their most valuable possessions and sawed them in half.
He cut their sofa in half, their MacBook Pro, his iPhone, his motorcycle helmet, a bike, their bed, their mailbox, their big screen TV, her teddy bear, and even cut their car in half. He then sent one half of each item to his ex-wife.
He's selling his half of everything on eBay. As of last night, the high bid on the front half of his car was $64. Or you can get half of their sofa for seven bucks. Here's the eBay auction, just in case you needed half of something.