44-year-old Chad Spohn of Waterford, Ohio has a pet pig named Millie that he's raised since she was a piglet. But, Chad and Millie got into their worst fight ever on Saturday, after Millie found Chad's weed stash and ate all of it.

So Chad promptly had a meltdown. He was so angry he drank a bottle of 190-proof Everclear. His wife Heather called the cops and said Chad was threatening to hurt himself.

Chad fought with the cops when they showed up and he was arrested for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. At least he isn't facing any drug charges, because Millie ate all the evidence.

(Washington County Sheriff's Office)

From Chad's Facebook:

anyone want a pig she is free and comes with food and cage. she is house broken as long as you show her where to go. if you have a dog she will follow it. i just dont have time for her anymore.

(Facebook)
(Facebook)