From the "Better Him Than Me" File:

While in class it's better to:

A) Take copious notes

B) Raise your hand & participate in class discussions

C) Plug in your headphones completely before hitting play on your favorite porno

The Answer...of course is D) Who needs school...did you know you could see NAKED PEOPLE on the internet???  FOR FREE!!!!!

WHAAWHOOO!!!

By the way...I'm pretty sure searching for a picture to go along with this article was enough to throw a few red flags up to corporate, so if I'm suddenly "let go" just know this is why.