There was a discussion on Reddit where actual guys said what they want for Valentine's Day. Maybe it'll give you a few ideas. Or not. These are their actual words.

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  • "A couples' deep tissue massage, about an hour in the steam room, ice cold beer, a medium-rare porterhouse, baked potato, mushroom, salad dinner, and relax to an action movie of my choice."
  • "I personally prefer experiences over material objects. Make me dinner, give me a gift certificate that says I can tie you up and have my way with you, or take me on a road trip."
  • "A Darth Vader onesie."
  • "Things that I'll use. A nice wallet, sunglasses, Chapstick, a nice coffee cup."
  • "Something that gets me a little closer to my dreams or hobbies."
  • "The greatest gift is that my old lady and I don't celebrate Valentine's Day."
  • "Enthusiastic oral sex."
  • "Kinky sex. Seriously, it may sound cheap or insincere but, as a man, there is nothing I want more than to have it my way on Valentine's Day."
  • "Two tickets to see my favorite team play."
  • "A day with my girlfriend alone, no clocks, no cellphones, only her and sex."

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