Florida Woman Steals “Magic Mike” and Salami From Walmart

Wow did this woman pick the wrong (right?) combo of things to shoplift. 25-year-old Karson Kidwell was busted for shoplifting from a Walmart in St. Augustine, Florida last week.

What did she steal? A DVD of "Magic Mike" and a nice, big, dry salami. Ahem.

When the cop asked her why she stole the stuff, she told him, "It's hard times." I assume the pun wasn't intentional, but God bless her if it was.

Now, she also stole a bunch of other stuff that isn't quite so phallic, including chicken, batteries, tools, and DVDs of "The Campaign" and "Bad Teacher". She's facing grand theft charges.

St. Johns Sheriff's Office