This woman probably wouldn't be in jail today if she just had a little more control of her bowels.

A cop in Port St. Lucie, Florida was driving past a Wendy's earlier this month when he saw a woman pooping in front of it. He pulled over to, you know, ask her why she was doing that.

The woman was 58-year-old Robin Mckenzie and she told him her plan was to use the bathroom inside the Wendy's. But when it was closed, apparently the sidewalk was her only option.

The officer showed some pity on her and let her go without a citation, but he did run her plates as she was pulling away. That's when he found out she was driving a stolen pickup truck.

He quickly pulled her over and arrested her for felony grand theft. And on the way to jail, she pooped in the back of his patrol car.

Port St. Lucie Police Department
Port St. Lucie Police Department

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