Florida Police Arrest Man Named Vladimir Putin for Trespassing

I can't even imagine how hard this guy's life has been because of his name, so I'm going to go ahead and give him a pass for this relatively insignificant crime.

There's a guy in West Palm Beach, Florida named Vladimir Putin, he's a 48-year-old black guy with a goatee. As far as I know, that is his real name.

Putin is in the news because he went nuts at a Publix grocery store last week and just started randomly yelling at the employees. They called the cops because he wouldn't leave.

He was arrested for trespassing and obstructing officers. Putin got out on bail yesterday and he'll be in court in a few weeks.

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