Florida Opossum Breaks Into Liquor Store, Gets Super Drunk On Bourbon
It's a sad day when giant nasty rats are partying harder than I am.
A opossum managed to break into a liquor store in Fort Walton Beach, Florida last week. Nobody is sure why he went in there, but apparently once he was inside, he took advantage of the situation and cracked into a bottle of bourbon.
An employee found the possum the next morning, passed out drunk, with the broken bottle next to him. They called animal control, who took him in to sober him up and then they released him back into the wild a few days later.
Read more at Northwest Florida Daily News.