Florida Man Tries Hiding $1K in His Rectum, Cops Find It When $20 Bills Start Falling Out

This is the worst case of making it rain I've ever heard of.

Police pulled over 26-year-old Pattreon Stokes from Wildwood, Florida on Saturday for speeding. The cops on the scene spotted meth, cocaine, and heroin in the car.

They took him to jail and as they were about to strip search him, they noticed $20 bills were falling out of his butt.

Some brave officer took a closer look, and found that Pattreon had jammed $1,090 into his rectum to try to hide it. He's facing a ton of charges, from drug possession with intent to sell, to smuggling contraband into jail.