Joseph Barber thought that by paying for his groceries, nobody would notice the package of smoked sausages he stuffed in his pants.

The 57-year-old was in a Dollar General in Polk County, Florida when he put the sausages below the belt. He eventually made his way to the register and paid for his legitimate purchases.

The Sheriff's Office was called to the store and after reviewing security footage, saw that Barber had in fact stole the sausages. A deputy went to his home and he confessed.

Barber even admitted it was a dumb thing to do because he had enough money to pay for them.

Read more at WFTS.