Florida Man Rips Urinal From Wall, Disappears Naked Into the Woods
This is one of those crimes where it's hard to be mad, you're just impressed.
A man in his 20s went into a bar in Tallahassee, Florida on Monday night and pulled off one hell of a feat. He went into the bathroom, ripped the urinal out of the wall with his bare hands, then ran off into the woods naked.
The cops are trying to track him down, but if "The Incredible Hulk" taught us anything, he's hitchhiked his way to a brand new town by now.
Read more at Tallahassee Democrat.