Sheriff's deputies in Pensacola, Florida received reports of a suspicious person just before 6am. When they arrived on scene they found Charles William Raulerson standing naked in a car wash parking lot.

They asked the 52-year-old ex-military man where his pants were, he said, “they took off running by themselves without me.”

Raulerson then threatened the officer with a screwdriver and was tased. He was charged with aggravated assault on an officer, a second-degree felony.

Escambia County Jail

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