Florida Man Caught Hiding Cocaine Inside Cookie Monster Doll
I'm not saying a 39-year-old man can't carry around a cookie monster stuffed animal, but it definitely is suspicious.
39-year-old Lorenzo McNair got pulled over in Key West, Florida early yesterday morning because his license plate was blocked. The cop smelled marijuana, so he searched Lorenzo's car. He didn't find weed, but he did find a suspicious Cookie Monster doll.
The cop thought it felt a little heavy, so he cut it open and found about two-thirds of a pound of cocaine hidden inside. Cookie Monster has to find some way to stay slim after eating that many cookies, I guess.
Lorenzo was arrested and charged with cocaine trafficking and possession of drug equipment.
Read more at The Smoking Gun.