Five Insane Things More Likely to Happen to You Than Winning the Powerball

You've got a one in 292.2 million shot of winning the $1.3 billion Powerball jackpot this Wednesday. Not to kick your optimism in the groin, but here are five ridiculous things with better odds.

1. You're 25 times more likely to become President of the United States.
2. Winning would be like flipping a coin 28 times in a row and getting heads every time.
3. You're four times more likely to be hit by an asteroid.
4. You're 10 times more likely to die in a fatal car accident on your way to buy Powerball tickets than to win.
5. You're 508 times more likely to become a billionaire through some other means.

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