Five Halloween Costumes That Will Make You Look Like a Jackass
I'm not sure what guy would want to wear any of these Halloween costume. I mean, they're pretty much guaranteed to turn women off en masse. Just in case you would want one, this is a public service announcement.
Here are some men's Halloween costumes on sale right now that will make you look like a jackass.
Seymore Boobs Free Mammogram.
It's a box that goes over your head that says "Free Mammogram" and has a cutout in the shape of boobs for your face.
Genie in a Lamp.
This one is an Aladdin vest and a huge magic lamp that goes around your waist, you know, like it's your junk. And it says "Rub Me!" on the side.
Frank the Flasher.
You'll get a trench coat, a gray wig that looks like male pattern baldness, and a flesh-colored bodysuit with fake junk.
Dr. Seymour Bush, Gynecologist.
This isn't just a lame pun, it's a super lazy costume, it's just a white lab coat with the name embroidered on it.
You get a white granny wig, orange Hooters shorts, a cutoff shirt that says "Droopers," and fake boobs hanging out.
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