Robert Michael of Independence, Missouri was arrested last month after he tried to rob a pastor. It was pretty easy to I.D. him, mainly because he has two face tattoos that make it look like flames are coming out of his eyes.

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The pastor told police that Michael entered his Oak Grove church on Nov. 19 and talked with him for about 30 minutes before saying he had family problems and needed a ride to Independence.

The pastor decided the only way to get Michael to leave was to give him a ride. The pastor said he grew nervous after Michael told him during the ride that he had served 10 years in a Texas prison.

The pastor said that after he stopped the truck outside a home near Independence Square, Michael tried twice to steal the keys from the ignition. On the second try, the pastor grabbed the keys and began to leave the truck. Michael demanded all the pastor’s money while holding what the pastor thought was a knife.

The Kansas City Star


Something tells me these people might be easy to identify:

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