When you shoplift something too big to shove under your shirt, I guess you have to improvise. A guy in Northampton, England stole a large set of Venetian blinds from a store on Sunday afternoon.

He hid them by stuffing them down the left leg of his pants, and up the back of his hoodie, with the hood covering the top. A surveillance camera got a shot of him and it looks absolutely ridiculous. I mean, he's a guy with a seven-foot pole jammed in his clothes, and he looks like it.

Northamptonshire Police Department
Northamptonshire Police Department

It didn't fool anyone, because some of the employees chased him. He wound up getting rid of the blinds since they were slowing him down. The cops are still looking for him.

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