Police officers in Mountain Home, Arkansas got a call on Thanksgiving night about a guy wandering around town who looked... unusual.

They found 36-year-old Luis Ramirez and the reports weren't wrong. His entire face was covered in gold paint and someone had drawn all over it with permanent marker, giving him a soul patch, whiskers, and some random designs.

Luis was so drunk that he couldn't explain how it happened or, really, anything at all. The cops wound up taking him in for public intoxication.

Mountain Home Police Department

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