Drunken Cupcake Burglar Found Coated in Frosting
When a drunk person sees a bunch of cupcakes, they eat every single one. It's like an unwritten law. This woman resisted that urge and it got her arrested. There's a lesson there, people.
A woman in Alpena, Michigan got hammered Sunday night, and broke into a house. She then rampaged through the place and knocked over a bunch of stuff, including a tray of cupcakes. The noise woke someone up, and they chased her out of the house, then called the cops.
As the police drove around looking for a burglar on the run, they spotted a woman and knew she was the one they were looking for. According to the police report, "[she] had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs."
She was arrested and charged with unlawful entry and malicious destruction of property.