Drunk Florida Woman Fell On Baby Goat and Assaulted Nephew

Some people are mean drunks, and some people get all sentimental and mushy. This lady refuses to fit into just one category.

Jan Marie Strickland in Pensacola, Florida named was tying one on last Tuesday while hanging out with her extended family in a barn. There was a cute goat she wanted to hold, so they let her. But she was so drunk, she fell over and landed on the poor thing.

The goat was okay, but her family wanted her out of there. So Jan's nephew tried to escort her out of the barn.

At that point, she turned into an angry drunk. She punched the guy three times in the chest and shoved him into a door. Someone called the police and the cops found her passed out next to the barn. Then she tried to hit one of them when they woke her up. She's facing charges for domestic battery.