When I saw this story happened in "Belfast," I assumed "Northern Ireland," not Belfast, Maine, where it actually happened. Sorry for stereotyping, my proud, sober Irish friends.

27-year-old Brian Fogg and his big bushy red beard were driving drunk in Belfast, Maine last weekend when he crashed his car in a ditch.

When the cops got there, he didn't want to take a breathalyzer so he punched himself in the face three times. He was bleeding enough that the cops didn't give him the test, because they had to help him with his injuries.

Unfortunately for Brian, it wasn't quite mission accomplished. He was still hit with operating under the influence, plus he got extra charges of falsifying evidence and criminal mischief for his little "Fight Club" move.

Read more at WGME.