Doofus Eats Cherry Bomb, Humanity Is Hopeless
Maybe this guy thought the taste would explode in his mouth.
This here fella came up with not-altogether wise idea to light a cherry bomb and then put it in his mouth for the hottest cuisine this side of a jalapeno pepper. It's arguably the dumbest stunt we've seen since Jackass was still on the air.
Sure, that looks painful, but it's probably nothing compared to the agony that awaits him when he has to go to the dentist, who will pump him with so much gas he can power a Chevy. Of course, this guy ain't exactly too keen on good ideas, so we'd say there's a better than average chance he doesn't even go to a dentist to fix his mouth. That would just make way too much sense.