This guy's skills as a criminal aren't particularly impressive, but his devotion to laziness is truly inspirational.

26-year-old Luis Orellana-Rivera of Des Moines was at the hospital on Friday morning giving blood, and left around 6:15 A.M. He didn't want to walk home, so he decided to steal a cab parked outside and he used it to drive himself home... six blocks.

The cops were able to trace the cab using its GPS, and arrested Luis as he was getting out. He told them he'd stolen it because he just really didn't want to make that six-block walk home. He was charged with felony theft.

(Des Moines Police Department)

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