Couple Won’t Quit Having Loud Car Sex and Get Mad at Cop Who Stops Them
It’s fascinating to watch a whole new generation discover the joys and perils of having sex in the backseat of a car.
Someone in La Crosse, Wisconsin called 911 around 3:25 A.M. on Monday because she’d been woken up by loud sex noises coming from a car parked in front of her house.
A cop came and walked up to the gold Pontiac Grand Am and noticed the windows were fogged up and the car was a-rockin’. Then he broke one of society’s unwritten laws by going a-knockin’ anyway.
But 21-year-old Bailey Puttkemery and 20-year-old Emily Scott didn’t stop. The cop waited five minutes, but when they were still going at it inside the car, he finally shined his flashlight in and told them to get out.
Bailey was very angry, and told the cop he was [rooster]-blocking him and was giving him, “blue balls.” You know the real phrase, that’s what he said. Anyway, they were both arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior, and Bailey was also charged with disorderly conduct.
Read more at The Smoking Gun.