I love stories about other people having sex in dumpsters. I, myself, would not have sex in a dumpster. Probably.

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Police in San Francisco got a call around 7:00am last Monday from a guy who spotted two people naked in a dumpster outside his place.

Turns out they were having morning sex in it, on top of a pile of trash. When they finished, they rolled off of each other and had a smoke, right there in the dumpster, on top of some flammable materials.

When the cops got there, the couple was still naked and the cops spotted the guy's huge stash of meth by his clothes.

The guy was arrested on several charges, including drug possession and a probation violation. It's not clear if the woman was arrested too.

Read more at SFWeekly.com.