Here's a line I'm sure the store manager thought they would never say to a customer: Get your butt cheeks off my rutabagas.

Police responded to a call from Giant Food in Manassas, Virginia for a rather unusual reason. Turns out a guy was walking around the grocery store and picking up different pieces of produce.

He would drop his pants and then rub the items on his butt cheeks. After that, he would put the stuff back on the shelf.

The cops showed up and arrested 27-year-old Michael Dwayne Johnson. They charged him with indecent exposure and destruction of property. Giant Food had to throw out a ton of contaminated produce because of him.

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