My USPS Package Took The Longest Route to Its DestinationMy USPS Package Took The Longest Route to Its DestinationThere HAS to be a better way.MichaelsMichaels
Florida Sex Worker Beats Man Unconscious After Only Offering $5 For SexFlorida Sex Worker Beats Man Unconscious After Only Offering $5 For SexI mean, $5 is $5. MichaelsMichaels
Woman Looking For Eyebrows After Botched Attempt to Torch Car Blows Up In Her FaceWoman Looking For Eyebrows After Botched Attempt to Torch Car Blows Up In Her FaceIs that an "A" for effort?MichaelsMichaels
The Government Wants People to Use Glory Holes to Prevent COVID-19The Government Wants People to Use Glory Holes to Prevent COVID-19Who knew the government was so kinky?MichaelsMichaels
QC Woman Uses Bikini Top as Tourniquet, Saves Son's LifeQC Woman Uses Bikini Top as Tourniquet, Saves Son's LifeIt was an idea so crazy it worked, and he's recovering. MichaelsMichaels
TSA Finds “Artfully Concealed” Rifle, Ammunition in Bag at AirportTSA Finds “Artfully Concealed” Rifle, Ammunition in Bag at AirportNice try. MichaelsMichaels
Florida Woman Caught Trying to Steal Massive TV From WalmartFlorida Woman Caught Trying to Steal Massive TV From WalmartThat's one brave lady. MichaelsMichaels
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FDNY Rescues Two People And Their Inflatable Swan Float in East RiverFDNY Rescues Two People And Their Inflatable Swan Float in East RiverThey're ducking lucky. MichaelsMichaels
Police Find Shipment of Coffee Beans Individually Stuffed with CocainePolice Find Shipment of Coffee Beans Individually Stuffed with CocaineI don't know how you hollow out a coffee bean, but I imagine it takes skill and ingenuity, I'm sure. MichaelsMichaels