Prepare to see a lot of stories like this popping up over the next couple days. Brands are going to begin throwing out fairly outlandish promotions to try and pull a fast one on their customer base.

Burger King got the jump on everyone with their newest creation: Whopper Toothpaste.

The teeth cleaner takes "the iconic flavor of the Whopper and combine[s] it with active ingredients for optimal teeth and gum hygiene."