Bill’s New Girlfriend!
This is from a text I just got from Michaels: "Yep, just met her online yesterday, and she is coming into town so I can teach her to waterski! I'm in love, and it's for reelz this time! Her smile just lights up a room...usually the room where her mugshot is being taken...Her online profile said she's into model railroading, and stealin' stuff! This is the gal for me!"