21-year-old Lewis Flint of Yorkshire, England thought it would be hilarious to get a cartoon vacuum cleaner tattooed on his junk when he was 16. The hose attachment is his, um, hose attachment.

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It worked well for him, for a little while. "I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero." But now that he's a few years older, he's realizing it might be a problem. He recently had a woman refuse to get-it-on with him once she saw it.

When he went to try to have it lasered off, it was too painful, so he's realizing he's stuck with it forever and that it could be devastating to his sex life.

Click here to see the tattoo. You know you want to.