Cop Pulls Over Helpless Speeding Driver, Winds Up Tying His Tie
Relations with police were not exactly at an all-time high in 2016, but they appear to be ending on a good note.
This Is the Scariest Way to Make Sure No One Gets Your ATM Code
Want to make sure your ATM code doesn't fall into the wrong hands?
Sex Shop Employees Fight Off Robber By Throwing Toys
They're made for pleasure, but they do so much more.
Let Your DNA Find You the Perfect Beer — For a Measly $32,000
Microbrews, meet micro-yous.
Porn Stars Explain What They’d Do If They Were President
They may have sex for a living, but you can bet these fornicators wouldn't screw their constituents.
Meet the Beer Snob Who Won’t Stop Bothering You
You want to drink beer. You do not want to drink in the knowledge of beer this guy has.
Missing ID Gets Perfect Use From Grateful Underage Person Who Found It
This woman made some great use out of a fake ID that was all too real.
Yahoo! Answers Masturbation Questions Are (Un)Sexy Stupid
The people who go to Yahoo! Answers to find information on masturbation are almost as inept at touching the keyboard as they are touching themselves.
Going to a Bar the Night Before Thanksgiving Is Just. Like. This.
Forget the turkey and cranberry sauce. The best part of Thanksgiving may be before the day even arrives.
Hilarious X-Rated News Bloopers Are Why We Keep Tuning In
News bloopers are great. Dirty news bloopers are even better.