‘Things I Wanna Text My Ex’ Is Much-Needed Therapy for the Broken-Hearted
There are so many things you probably want to tell your ex. Now's your chance to do it, without the ugly blowback it may cause.
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All
Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.
Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.
Condom Slinky Is the (Second) Most Fun You Can Have With Protection
Condom Slinky. Two words you don't normally put together, but will be glad someone did.
Renegade Motorcycle With Mind of Its Own Goes on Joyride
Self-driving cars have nothing on this.
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small Staircase
An ATV is not *all* terrain.
Dude Comes Up With the Most Clutch Use for Dime Bag In History
Stoners can be so resourceful.
This Dude Has More Face Tattoos Than Any Reasonable Person Should
Guilt -- among other things -- is written all over his face.
Which Celebrities Do Men Most Want to Have Sex With? Glad You Asked.
Being famous has its perks, but, boy is it exhausting. You have to star in strangers' dreams every night.
Bus Passengers Frantically Flee in Nick of Time As Truck Collides Into Them
This looks like something out of a movie.