Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Totally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to Her
There was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.
Just a Thirsty Pig Pounding Beers Like a Total Slob
This swine *may* have a drinking problem.
Girl, 12, Slaps Gun Away When Classmate Demands McNuggets
Brave? Crazy? Or maybe just really hungry?
Brazen Thief Flees With $200 Python Shoved Down His Pants
This dude has a long snake in his pants. And, no, that's not a euphemism.
Trendy Barber Sets Hair on Fire to Give a Great Haircut
More mousse? More conditioner? Try more flames.
This Whip-Smart Dog Is Totally Toilet Trained
This pooch is way beyond fetch.
Hillary Hater Exposes His Junk to Woman on Train
It may just be for the best to never talk politics ever again.
This Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible Idea
In the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.
This Old Woman Eats 4 Pounds of Sand a Day, Is the Picture of Health
Sandbox, meet lunchbox.
Man Gets 22 Years in Prison for Stealing Remote Control
Changing the channel has never been so costly.