Man, if Chipotle is going to charge an extra $2 to add guac to my burrito, I can only imagine how much this would run.

23-year-old Susy Laborin from Nogales, Arizona was crossing the border from Mexico back into the United States on Saturday afternoon with a bag of burritos. For some reason or another, that made one of the border protection agents suspicious.

Apparently he's got fantastic instincts. When they searched the burritos, they found one of them was stuffed with a pound of meth. Susy admitted that she got paid $500 to take the burrito across the border. She's been charged with felony narcotics possession.

Customs and Border Protection

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