I don't know what would possibly possess someone to buy this shirt, but I guess this idiot is the target customer.

When 30-year-old Aaron Crowe of Evansville, Indiana was getting dressed on Valentine's Day, he picked a t-shirt with the slogan, "I did not hit you, I high fived your face." It has a smiling stick figure with his arm straight out, and another stick figure on the ground crying.

Amazon

Aaron and his wife were at a Motel 6 that night and got into an argument when, you guessed it, things got physical and he hit her in the face. He was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery.

Vanderburgh County Sheriff's Office

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