Someone found something old fashioned porno magazines can do that Internet porn can't. 49-year-old Donald Gaither from Ada, Oklahoma was furious at a former neighbor of his.

Donald was pretty sure Troy Bagley had gotten him kicked out of his trailer park. So Donald went to Troy's place on Sunday and challenged him to a knife fight.

He prepared by bringing along four knives and wrapping his midsection in homemade body armor, which he made by taping a bunch of adult magazines around his body.

Troy turned down the duel challenge and called the cops.

The police arrested Donald for assault with a dangerous weapon and possession of an offensive weapon. When the cops asked him about his sexy body armor, he said he'd, "been to prison and knew what to do to protect himself."

Pontotoc County Sheriff's Office
Pontotoc County Sheriff's Office

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