I hope I'm never famous enough to be asked to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at an MLB game. You can bet that my attempt would look just like this.

Former NFL linebacker and host of "American Ninja Warrior" Akbar Gbaja-Biamila was brought out prior to Thursday's Phillies-Giants game to throw the first pitch. The result was a pitch to rival 50 Cent's horrible attempt.

Gbaja-Biamila was a good sport about the whole thing, he even posted a clip to his Twitter account saying, "I think somebody deflated my baseball."

Here's a better quality video: