Adult Toy Store Thief Makes Getaway in Minivan
From this guy's preference in adult toys and cars, I think we can get a pretty clear picture of his life. And wow, do I feel sorry for him.
A guy went into an adult store in Evansville, Indiana on Sunday afternoon and stole one toy.
It's called Bangin' Betty and it's a life-size replica of a woman's entire naughty region, from her waist to the middle of her thighs. There's no head or feet, just the very detailed genitalia you can get-it-on with.
The guy ran out of the store with the toy and hopped into his car, which was a Dodge Caravan minivan. The cops are still trying to track down the lonely man in the minivan.
Read more at The Smoking Gun.