Finally, a job I'm qualified for way more than "radio talking person." A grocery store chain in Merseyside, England just put up a job listing for a "Chicken Nugget Connoisseur."

They're looking for someone who will sit around, taste testing nuggets, fish sticks, and more frozen foods, and help the store figure out which brands are the best.

It's only a part-time gig though, and there's no word on how much it pays beyond $35-a-month in gift cards to buy frozen foods from the stores. Still, a job tasting chicken nuggets is a job tasting chicken nuggets, hard to pass that up.

Apply for the gig at B&M.