67-year-old Robert Gene White was at the Red Parrot strip club in El Paso, Texas on Friday night. He was in the middle of getting a lap dance when, suddenly, he was unresponsive.

ThinkStock

Of course the stripper's first instinct was: Oh, he's definitely faking to try to get out of paying for the dance. Except that he wasn't, she started trying to do CPR on him. Talk about a full service lap dance.

Paramedics rushed to the club, but couldn't revive him. White was pronounced dead at a hospital shortly after that. For now, the cause of death is listed as natural causes.

Read more at KVIA.