12-Year-Old Steals School Bus, Goes on Joyride

Police in Bangor, Maine are reporting that a 12-year-old boy allegedly stole a school bus and took it on a joyride around Bangor.

Now, he would not win one of those school bus rodeos nor would he get cookies and cakes from adoring parents at the end of the year for how he conducted himself with all that precious cargo in the back. But, as a “glass half full” kind of guy, I say he did not do that badly.” “John W. St. Germain III and his girlfriend observed this young man driving a bus and thought, ‘hey that kid is way too young to be driving a bus.’ Common sense runs deep in a good Mainer.” “John bailed out of the car and ran up to the door of the bus and Ralph Kramden’d his way into the seat. “And awwwaaaay we gooooooo!” “Yes. In a world where they let the Kardashians have access to social media, we are unable to add a still photograph to a Facebook post that includes video.