100-Year-Old Tortoise Falls in Love With Manhole Cover, Runs Away From Home
If I live to be 100, I can only pray I've got this kind of sex drive.
A 100-year-old pet tortoise in Fresno, California escaped two weeks ago when her owner left the gate open. She was missing for 11 days before someone found her an incredible six-and-a-half miles away.
So what motivated her to go on that long, slow journey? She was horny. She was found trying to get-it-on with a round drain cover that also kind of looked like a tortoise shell.
Read more at CBS Los Angeles.