Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have stumbled upon archived audio of Michaels' first ever call to 911. All jokes aside, I can't blame this kid for calling the cops, long division is hard.

The 911 dispatcher in Fort Collins, Colorado received a call a few days ago from an elementary student who needed some help with his homework. Turns out the 10-year-old couldn't figure out his math assignment.

The problem he was stuck on was 3,052 divided by 71, it's 42.98 by the way. Instead of hanging up, the dispatcher actually helped him out. Funnily enough, the dispatcher had to use a calculator because he couldn't do long division either.

The student thanked the dispatcher and hung up. The police did have to issue a statement to remind people to only call 911 with real emergencies.